May 5, 2007

My Requirements Are Simple…

Filed under: pointlessness, The Neighborhood — Brian @ 12:49 pm

Rachel asks, Google answers:

Brian needs to workout!
– someone needs an editor. “workout” is not a verb.

Contribute to the “Brian Needs a New Mac” Fund
– if I may speak candidly, you all have been a little lax in this area.

Brian needs food, badly
– Well, yeah.

Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative.
– How about I “start being more positive” instead? “…be the change you wish to see in the world,” oh, anonymous reviewer.

(Brian needs to fill in details)
– I’ll get to this later.

Brian needs to combine two or more site links
– Sheesh, I can knock this one out right now! How about this and this?

Brian needs to use the SMTP container and not the IP …
– Can’t see how I missed *that* one…

Brian needs to be glorified beyond recognition and be allowed to cheat so he wins
– Ahem.

Brian needs money
– See #2, above, my good and generous friends.

In light of his past outbursts, Brian needs to guard against responding emotionally to a volatile situation.
– WTF?



  1. That’s a good list! Love number two and the corresponding money one hehe! Thanks for playing!

    Comment by Rachel — May 5, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

  2. Hah! I needed a laugh and found one here. Thanks!

    Comment by Don — May 5, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

  3. Just curious…were any of these Google links to your site? ;-)

    Comment by gwynne — May 6, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

  4. I’m not sayin’.

    Comment by Brian — May 7, 2007 @ 5:50 am

  5. […] I Need Brian and Jen have been doing this fun meme. I thought I’d join in […]

    Pingback by What I Need « regeneration — May 17, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

  6. I had fun with this one. Here’s mine. :)

    Comment by stshores24 — May 17, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

  7. […] over at BeanQuest had an interesting post that gave me a good […]

    Pingback by Idle Minutes / Don Needs — April 5, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

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