Killer Eggs
Six eggs a week is fine, but that seventh one will kill you.
The article opens with, “Middle-aged men who ate seven or more eggs a week had a higher risk of earlier death, U.S. researchers reported on Wednesday.”
…and closes with this:
Men who ate the most eggs also were older, fatter, ate more vegetables but less breakfast cereal, and were more likely to drink alcohol, smoke and less likely to exercise — all factors that can affect the risk of heart attack and death.
Pay no attention to the old, fat, out of shape, no exercise part. It’s the eggs. Egg number seven, specifically.





They have names you know, those seven eggs: Cracky, Poachy, Whitey, Benedict, Yolky, Sulphurry,
… and Deadly.
Comment by Jim — April 11, 2008 @ 7:59 am
I’ll take a four-egg omlette; cracky, poachy and two yolkys.
Comment by Brian — April 12, 2008 @ 6:52 am
Uh…eating more vegetables is a factor that can “affect the risk of heart attack and death”?? Kids everywhere rejoice, news at 11.
Comment by joel — May 1, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
I’d overlooked that part, Joel. Gotta keep this one away from the kids…
Comment by Brian — May 1, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation :) Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Preciosity.
Comment by Preciosity — June 19, 2008 @ 6:02 am