Not only am I a girly fish, but I’m also learning to knit.

But it’s not like I use pink knitting needles or anything. Jeez, that’d be like asking to be made fun of. My needles are totally blue. Anodized aluminum, if you must know.

Bear in mind before you comment that I am a certified Unix System Administrator, and I know how to solder. And change oil. And catch fish. And build a fire without matches. And copper-plate things in the kitchen sink.

Here’s Dishrag 1.0, alpha 1. I need to work on my tension, and get a better idea of size. This was meant to be square, but it’s 13 inches across, and nobody need a dishrag that big square, so I stopped halfway there. Think of it as pre-folded-in-half.